Smegma

The cheese that they sell in my local store.

Person 1: I'm going to the store, what do you want?
Person 2: Can you pick up some smegma?
Person 1: The fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by wendover154 May 6, 2024

smegma lord

sweeet and juicy smegma lord of the smegma kingdom.

oh lord he is so sexy he must be a smegma lord

by sisu. June 13, 2022

Smegma

Fungis that grows on your cock if you don't wash that shit

LeBron James didnt wash his BBC for a while so smegma started growing on it.

by Scratchuserfuntiger July 24, 2017

Smegma Bucket

A person who enjoins having smegma be discarded either in or on themselves

Person 1: Uhhhh! yeah baby, take my smegma
Person 2: Ahww yeah im your little smegma bucket!!!

by Smegma SwallowerXXX August 29, 2025

Smegma

Butter between the folds of the labia majora and/or minora.

This smegma looks like butter between my lips

by Trailsister October 31, 2020

Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.

Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.

by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022

Smegma

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia

For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)

by Stinky smeg October 20, 2023