sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

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Sloppy Toe

The wet version of a Camel Toe. Sloppy Toe's are most appealing when worn with light pink or yellow cotton panties. Varying levels of dampness can be achieved through intensive aerobics, vigourous dance and/or vaginal discharge.

Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.

After the 20 mile marathon, I was making out with Rosie behind the 7-11. She was burning up and started to peel off her spandex (slowly) to air out her Camel Toe. Musch to our surprise, she was actually sporting a Sloppy Toe. Her panties were soaked with sweat, causing them to take on a transparent appearance. It looked nice but I didn't achieve an erection until the wind changed direction and I caught a whiff of her mildew.

by Ja B. September 2, 2008

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sloppy brompton

the act of covering the penis with deli meat, having intercourse, and then eating the meat

Let's wait to eat until after sex. I wanted to make a sloppy brompton.

by gurgleberg July 15, 2011

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sloppy rory

A sloppy rory is a programming error involving a for-loop in which an array variable is re-defined at the beginning of the loop, hence creating an always-empty array at the end of the loop

A: This code doesn't work. It says array length == 1, but it's supposed to be 10!
B: Dude, you've done a sloppy rory, you re-define it at every step!

by stefano12893198 September 19, 2018

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