Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.
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To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.
To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.
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(Verb)
The act of existing in a cozy, semi-conscious, low-energy state where productivity has been temporarily suspended, usually due to illness, medication, exhaustion, or pure emotional burnout. Characterized by blankets, box fans, DayQuil, scrolling, zoning out, and being awake enough to think but not enough to care.
Often mistaken for laziness. It is not laziness. It is a state.
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sloop (noun) – the condition of being slooped; a liminal zone between sleep, rest, and vague awareness.
(Verb)
The act of existing in a cozy, semi-conscious, low-energy state where productivity has been temporarily suspended, usually due to illness, medication, exhaustion, or pure emotional burnout. Characterized by blankets, box fans, DayQuil, scrolling, zoning out, and being awake enough to think but not enough to care.
Often mistaken for laziness. It is not laziness. It is a state.
Related term:
sloop (noun) – the condition of being slooped; a liminal zone between sleep, rest, and vague awareness.
Example usage:
“Called out of work and spent the whole day slooping.”
“I’m not sick enough to sleep, not well enough to function. I’m deep in the sloop.”
“Do not ask me to do anything. I am slooping.”
“Called out of work and spent the whole day slooping.”
“I’m not sick enough to sleep, not well enough to function. I’m deep in the sloop.”
“Do not ask me to do anything. I am slooping.”
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Verb
The act of existing in a cozy, semi-conscious, low-energy state where productivity has been temporarily suspended, usually due to illness, medication, exhaustion, or pure emotional burnout. Characterized by blankets, box fans, DayQuil, scrolling, zoning out, and being awake enough to think but not enough to care.
Often mistaken for laziness. It is not laziness. It is a state.
Related term:
sloop (noun) – the condition of being slooped; a liminal zone between sleep, rest, and vague awareness.
Verb
The act of existing in a cozy, semi-conscious, low-energy state where productivity has been temporarily suspended, usually due to illness, medication, exhaustion, or pure emotional burnout. Characterized by blankets, box fans, DayQuil, scrolling, zoning out, and being awake enough to think but not enough to care.
Often mistaken for laziness. It is not laziness. It is a state.
Related term:
sloop (noun) – the condition of being slooped; a liminal zone between sleep, rest, and vague awareness.
Example usage:
“Called out of work and spent the whole day slooping.”
“I’m not sick enough to sleep, not well enough to function. I’m deep in the sloop.”
“Do not ask me to do anything. I am slooping.”
“Called out of work and spent the whole day slooping.”
“I’m not sick enough to sleep, not well enough to function. I’m deep in the sloop.”
“Do not ask me to do anything. I am slooping.”
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Get the SkronkingtEEn mug.Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.
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