Sled and Bev

When you go sledding at an illegal spot while extremely drunk. You don’t have any mode of transportation except your feet and your sled, and you’re so hammered you forget who you were ah going out with.

Yo Henry you tryna sled and bev tonight? I'll pay for alc.

by harreballs February 21, 2022

Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Web sleuth

People on the internet that think they're Sherlock Holmes but are actually pure fucking cancer.

Web sleuths thought Brian Loundrie was hiding out in his house and his parents were helping him when the dude was dead the whole fucking time.

by K-Dogg1 November 13, 2021

roblox slender

a roblox slender is a person that likes to dress up as "cool" "muscled" tall person in roblox. these people are often accompanied by cnps (copy and paste). they pretend to have a deep voice when in reality they are 10 year old squeakers.

roblox slender: hey baby girl... wanna date?
normal person: shut up retard!

by Lambda#0262 September 27, 2022

Sloppy Dog Sled

When a man is taking a girl from behind while that girl is eating out the asshole of another girl who is eating out the asshole of another girl and so on and so on for as long as the dog sled team is to be. It helps if the man has a whip.

I did a Sloppy Dog Sled with the Canadian national curling team last night!

by corhoreck the flatulant December 23, 2011

slender man

a tall,slim,face-less man that will stalk you wherever you go untill he gets his 20$

guy 1: hey one time i saw the slender man
guy 2: what did he say?
guy 1: he said he wants three fiddy
guy 2: thats not slender man thats the loch ness monster
guy 1: oh thank god
slender man: hi guys
guys 1&2: oh shit!!!

by totheark1 November 15, 2011

olde time sledding

The anual tradition of sliding down snow covered hills on either sleds, beer boxes, lawn chairs, or other objects. The key being to make it back to the top before your beer freezes.

Man I can't wait to go home for christmas. Its the time of year we all go olde time sledding!!

by trumpet player from fernie February 4, 2010