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The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*
"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"
by girlslikedjs February 12, 2009
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nantucket sleighride

The act of knocking a woman out during intercourse with a sharp blow to the head, positioning her belly-down at the top of a staircase, and then while sitting atop her back, riding her limp body down the stairs. This act is performed much in the same way a sled is ridden down a snow-covered hill. Steering is accomplished by bringing the arms up behind the back; pulling on the left arm turns the sleigh left, and vice-versa for pulling on the right. This act is almost guaranteed to be good fun for at least one person.
"Why is Mary's entire face in a cast?"
"Ohh, Ted gave her the old nantucket sleighride."
"....oh, what fun."
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Massachusetts Sleigh Ride

A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.
Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?
by FyoCuK September 28, 2010
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selkirk

A small city located in Manitoba, Canada, where alcohol and drug use are more common than finding a hooker on the corner of Higgins and Main in Winnipeg. Population of about 11,000. Starting to expand, however with the expansion of the city comes the increase in crime, which the population seems to be trying to deal with. Very much so has the "small town" quality, where everybody sort of knows everyone else, and word spreads quickly.
"Did you hear? She lives in Selkirk"
by amber-rose kathleen December 2, 2007
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Sleigh ride

When you give someone a handjob while wearing bangles.
"What was that sound I heard last night?"
"Oh it was some bitch giving me a sleigh ride."
by I mean yeah September 5, 2011
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biddeford sleigh ride

For a couple to be engaging in intercourse in the back of a vehicle (preferably a truck) and be driven around by some one else.
I can't believe dr. ken gave those two a biddeford sleigh ride
by keblin porn August 1, 2008
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purple headed heat seeking moisture missle

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...
I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!
by crash.......... December 2, 2007
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