Sleeping in boxers

Sleeping in boxers is when men (usually) sleep in nothing but their boxers. This is considered the most comfortable and healthy way of sleeping besides sleeping naked.

Jerry saw his friend lying on his sofa sleeping in boxers.

by Musketeer101 June 16, 2012

Sleaking

When a male inserts a slug into his urethra and works himself into a state of sexual ecstasy. He then proceeds to ejaculate the aforementioned slug into a sexual partners orifice in mutual climax

Bob has been sleaking with Ian again. Cue hospital

by Slug lover January 23, 2014

sleepin'

Being knocked unconscious during a physical altercation.

Bob: Steve was sleepin' after the fight!

John: Whoa, he hot knocked out?

by Chiefy Jackson November 30, 2017

attention seeking

someone that it incredibly annoying and will do anything to be in the spotlight!!! commonly known from lauren mcgrath’s slang

Damn. She’s so attention seeking. That bitch will do anything for people to look at her...

by chompingbecky May 31, 2018

Sleeping Bag Syndrome

An extreme fetish or sick mental twist that affects certain people. When these people affected see an ugly person, someone so ugly that NO ONE would have sex with them even under extreme intoxication, they begin to fantasize what measures would need to be taken in order to lay the unfortunate looking person. The most extreme situation (where the syndrome got its name) is when the person would only be able to lay them by sticking the person into a sleeping bag entirely, zipping it up over thier body, and cutting a hole where thier crotch is, humping and having sex with the live person inside of the bag.

1) "There is no way in hell I would do old lady!", G-Man proclaimed."That is...unless...I apply my sleeping bag syndrome."
2) The man infected with sleeping bag syndrome jammed the ugly midget into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and humped it while simotaneously throwing up in disgust.

by Ashley the Amazing July 17, 2006

carpet sweeping

Manually, with the digits of the hand, or orally pleasuring a woman who is totally hairy down in the nether regions.

Sorry I missed your call, I was carpet sweeping my girl's rug.

by BigM_MysteryMann September 9, 2011

cock sleeving

When someone places your penis in their mouth for warmth and keeps it there, completely still. This is often used as a part of bdsm games.

She was cock sleeving him while he played xbox for hours. She was very frustrated that he didn't let her blow him yet.

by Frankenfurther March 4, 2018