Phrase used by two close people for one to describe that the other has been acting up the sneaky and the slimy attitude. Particularly common use is after a non broken non significant promise; like not to tickle the other during a hug after a whole bunch of tickling prior to it has occurred.
Me: trust me I wont tickle you, its a trust exercise!
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ
by the bigger skeez June 02, 2016
Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.
Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.
by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019
The act of staying in for the day, getting into the most comfortable clothes, having some good food around, idiot television and a whole shitload of weed.
Q: What are you doing on Sunday?
A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.
A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.
by cancukyiv September 17, 2009
A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.
Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!
by The Mad Professor January 07, 2019
A word for a shady, dodgy, untrustworthy person. Someone who you think will outright deceive you.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.
I cant believe that guy sold me a faulty lawnmower. What a Skeeze
Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze
Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze
by Unkiejay6 May 01, 2021
by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020