Skeez

Phrase used by two close people for one to describe that the other has been acting up the sneaky and the slimy attitude. Particularly common use is after a non broken non significant promise; like not to tickle the other during a hug after a whole bunch of tickling prior to it has occurred.

Me: trust me I wont tickle you, its a trust exercise!
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ

by the bigger skeez June 2, 2016

pervy little skeez

a pervy little skeez is a horny bastard.

wyatt you pervy little skeez. i know you’re gay… but it’s okay!

by bubblemunchkin225 July 29, 2021

Skeezed

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019

Skeezed

To obtain something by using unconventional and/or criminal ways usually involving a type of manipulation

Bruh I skeezed the shit out of that dude to get a new ar

by Therealskeezer June 30, 2018

Skeeze

When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .

Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out

by Spaghetti Western December 18, 2011

Skeeze

a bum

whatta skeeze

by Official CV May 1, 2022

skeeze out

The act of staying in for the day, getting into the most comfortable clothes, having some good food around, idiot television and a whole shitload of weed.

Q: What are you doing on Sunday?

A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.

by cancukyiv September 19, 2009