Something makes anyone who does it a cool punk kid against society with lots of girls. Skateboarders can be easily spotted because of their trendy apparel, long hair, cuts all over their arm, shitty music, and their lingo.
A couple kids were skateboarding at the park while listening to Avril Lavigne, Millencolin, etc and saying stuff like "Gnarly dude! Let's go grind that rail!" Whenever a pretty lady walked by, they all tried to do 900 Nosegrind to a manual to a 360 Flip to impress the lady, but they ended up failing. the girl was instanly attracted because he was bleeding, and girls love dangerous men!!1111!!!1111. Skateboarders are assholes
Contrary to popular belief, skateboarding is a crime. Vandalizing property by 'grinding' on it is definitly a crime and I'll be damned if I have to spend more of my tax dollars to fucking repair the vandalized rails/curbs/ledges and the like.
Skateboarders are assholes
Contrary to popular belief, skateboarding is a crime. Vandalizing property by 'grinding' on it is definitly a crime and I'll be damned if I have to spend more of my tax dollars to fucking repair the vandalized rails/curbs/ledges and the like.
Skateboarders are assholes
by Sclass12 October 16, 2004
Get the skateboardingmug. what does skateboarding and tampons have in common? they both have to do with pussies. go buy some skates motherfuckers
by AdamW August 20, 2006
Get the skateboardingmug. I hate life I'm gonna go skateboard
by UNCTarHeel612 January 31, 2005
Get the skateboardmug. Probably one of the dumbest sports made. A piece of wood being thrown around a foot off the ground isn't much of a "sport" to me. Cheerleading is more of a sport than this pathetic excuse of a sport. And will someone please tell me the logic behind the name. What part of skateboarding involves "skate" or "skating".? I mean i get the boarding part cause there on a board but in no way does this sport closely resemble skating. I'm from Canada and I'm pretty sure I know what skating looks like and thats the farthest thing from it. They should change the name to woodpusher, it would make a lot more sense.
"I want to try a sport where it requires little intelligence and any pansy can do, so i started skateboarding"
by B-rent15 October 10, 2007
Get the skateboardingmug. Pretty cool sport and all but how the flip is doing an ollie expressing your distaste for the conservative government...
by guyguyguyguy December 29, 2006
Get the skateboardingmug. u no when that guy w/ tthe mukllet does that stuf when he goes enamonachoona and he ya "hey boys" "yeah"
by Robbie April 19, 2003
Get the Skateboardmug. A person who rides a skateboard, which is a plank of wood with wheels. Skateboarders come in all sizes and shapes.
A skateboarder also likes to bitch about rollerbladers and bmx'ers are in the way, when their certainly wasting more space than any of the two earlier mentioned.
A skateboarder also likes to bitch about rollerbladers and bmx'ers are in the way, when their certainly wasting more space than any of the two earlier mentioned.
skateboarder: Dude, FUCK OFF! You're blocking my way the the quarter pipe!
rollerblader: Well, it was actually my turn to ride.
skateboarder: go away *picks up board and throws at rollerblader*
rollerblader: Well, it was actually my turn to ride.
skateboarder: go away *picks up board and throws at rollerblader*
by Andreas-Y May 25, 2008
Get the Skateboardermug.