Deuce Sphere

The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.

Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Semen Sphere

The act of cuming (preferably with friends) into a pile and proceeding to coagulate it into a ball. Throw said ball at the nearest victem and yell "Yahtzee!"

Back off chad or ill have to hit you with a semen sphere!

by MaseTheMajestic July 29, 2018

itchy sphera effect

when a man mentions that their balls are itchy over text, it results in everyone's balls itching (even women aren't safe)

person 1: "arghh my balls itch!"

person 2: "my balls are starting to itch too!!"
person 3: "a classic case of the itchy sphera effect"

by basement eater#87 November 24, 2020

Stinker Spheres

A fancier way of saying balls.

I do say, my Stinker Spheres do quite itch

by ballsman3000 October 6, 2021

Syrup Sipper

A term for Canadian people

Guy : Look at the size of that syrup sipper bet he's going to get some Tim Hortons

by THEFAGGOTCUMDUMPSTER May 20, 2022

Writer's Sphere

A common affliction among writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one starts to write out an idea, but is unsure of how to precede with the story. Then the writer becomes interested in another idea and starts that one. The process is then repeated over and over until the writer goes back to the original story to finish it, only to find themselves in the same predicament as before.

Common among new writers. The affliction is normally cured after a story, regardless of which one, is completely finished.

Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Writer: "I'm still stuck with writer's sphere, man.I can't seem to get out of this never ending cycle."

Friend: "Again? What is this, your fifth story?

Writer: "Twenty-seventh..."

by nicht reinblütigen June 29, 2014

Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.

John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."

by Deebo568 November 24, 2009