Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.
“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”
“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”
“Oh that’s sad.”
“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”
“Oh that’s sad.”
by Idk.k April 15, 2019
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Literally meaning "long live the monkey" in french. But, it's oh so much more. This is the phrase that will revolutionise the face of the planet.
Better start saying it before everybody else does, so then you can be hardcore.
Better start saying it before everybody else does, so then you can be hardcore.
by Matt in The Hat April 2, 2004
Get the vive le singe mug.When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"
by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021
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Get the single mug.Just like a double rainbow, only with half the rainbow, half the tears, and half the intense orgasm. Also known as a "rainbow". When people see a single rainbow, they don't start crying or singing, but instead go "hey look a rainbow" and then continue on with their lives.
Person 1: single rainbow all the way, across the sky... YEAAH-
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...
by hoagly January 16, 2011
Get the single rainbow mug.This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.
Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009
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