jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.

I love Jonathan Simmons

by Master Officer November 20, 2021

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Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

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Neely Ray Simmons

A "Neely Ray Simmons" is a term that you can refer to someone who is a "boring ass hoe" and/or "a freak in the sheets". This person is usually someone you dislike very much.

"Do you want to call?"

"No, sorry"
"Ugh, you're such a Neely Ray Simmons"

by jimmyfallonfan109 December 23, 2023

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Chandler simmons

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips

Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck

by Neiskke March 8, 2021

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April Simmons

Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!

Omg is that April Simmons

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

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