siamese penis

A penis that splits, having two ends.

"He can fuck her in both holes with his siamese penis!"

by FMA_Fan May 13, 2005

siamese

a person who acts two-faced.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

Shmammered

When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.

I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.

by Douche McClasiter May 25, 2006

siamese gun

Two male crotches pressed together.

"And every crotch is a siamese gun."

by Roxanne March 7, 2005

Siam

Siam is a name commonly known as Thailand

Siam means the person that is a smartass

What a "Siam" that idiot is,,,

by The "S" Team May 16, 2016

Simamkele

Simamkele is of Xhosa origin and it means “We have welcomed her/him”. All Simamkeles are defined by their beauty, intellect and gentleness. They may come off as cold but that’s just the shyness in them, when you get to know them they are the sweetest beings and just want to be doted on. Simamkeles are natural born leaders, this together with their intellect and wit makes them unstoppable. You’re lucky if you have a Simamkele in your life, they are gems and hard to find.

Have you met that girl Simamkele before? She’s such a gem.

by BGKC November 22, 2021

shmamdangled

The state achieved by a person after he or she has consumed copious amounts of alcohol.

Bob got so shmamdangled last night!

by Majcrub March 31, 2009