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the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.
Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.
by Morbidia June 5, 2005
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Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.
Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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The japanese word for the grim reaper, otherwise known as the mother in law
Oh no, shinigami (English translation: Oh fiddlesticks, the grim reaper/mother in law)
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shinied

Sam shinied as the cute redhead walked past.
Sam shinied as he walked past the TV lounge.
Sam shinied as a passing car played the Deep Space 9 theme
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Final fantasy shrine

A place where the retards, trolls and losers of the Final Fantasy community go to.
When i went to Final Fantasy Shrine my IQ dropped by 5 points in just 10 minutes of looking at that site.
by Anti idiot missle September 16, 2006
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Shining Celebi

Loser with no life, constantly trying to prove his worth.
Dude, stop acting like Shining Celebi.
by Naked_Gabumon August 28, 2004
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shining the cannon

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."
by erotica69 September 18, 2005
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