Shithouse

An adjective used to describe someone if they are being a fanny/scaredy cat

Harrison stop being a shithouse just do it

by Ginge Gurr October 29, 2021

Shithouse

A method A person can use to overcome a challenger in a disrespectful way aiming to distract the challenger mentally so that tehy fail

"Why won't Ronaldo shoot it? You're shit, you're shit"
-Emiliano Martínez (known as being the biggest shithouse in football history) to Bruno Fernandez

by Ahmed98 December 30, 2022

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

Shithouse

a toilet, loo, or outhouse

I really need to use the Shithouse

by Elevators115 February 23, 2021

Shithouse Shaker

When one is taking a "shit" in an outhouse/portable toilet and another person hits it with a baseball bat.

Alex was in the shithouse and Ron came and gave him the shithouse shaker

by Big Scooter January 21, 2022

Smethwick Shithouse

A Smethwick Shithouse is a classic breakfast cocktail which consists of half a pint of cheap Brexity Larger (Carling is ideal), mixed with half a pint of blue WKD, served in a pint glass with a cocktail umbrella and a sense of sadness . Ratios can be adjusted to taste.

The Beverage was initially invented in March 2018 by a 2 families from the Birmingham area in a bar in north wales.

Two Smethwick Shithouses please, I have a great thirst.

by Theo Saw Us January 11, 2022