shitcunt

A girl who gets fucked by every tom dick and Harry in every single hole a proper shitcunt!!

cor that maria has been getting it off everyone even my bird thinks shes a shitcunt

by Big G February 16, 2004

shitfucker

A guy who fucks shit

"I like to fuck shits"

"Then you're a shitfucker"

by wtf is this shit February 6, 2012

shitfuckinholybreakbatman

a term used to over exaggerate the occurrence of seemingly unimportant events.

1. Shitfuckinholybreakbatman that old lady is crossing the street!!!!

2. Shitfuckinholybreakbatman!!! you got some ketchup on your cheek there.

by Charles Hernandez February 16, 2008

shitfuckton

1. an extremely large, ginormous amount, bigger than your mom's ass and the fucking universe, usually used to describe an emotion or feeling towards something in a good or bad way

I love you a shitfuckton, because i'm just that awesome and a lot just isn't enough.

by lmw1207 October 16, 2012

Shitfuel

Noun. A creepy meme (e.g. Jeff the Killer) that has been edited with a flashing effect and a loud noise similar to static. It is known as shitfuel because its sudden loud noise and flashing picture may cause an unsuspecting viewer to defecate in his or her pants, also known as "fueling shit," hence it is called shitfuel.

*link emailed to friend*
*friend goes to link, shits in pants because of flashing picture and loud, unexpected noise*
*person afterward* "That was some scary shitfuel."

by AlaskaDerp17 July 24, 2013

shitcunt

You just made an Australian mad.

you bloody shitcunt

by angry australian July 27, 2016

shitfinity

The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.

After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.

by Chuuupa July 23, 2016