Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

slam shandy

Extraordinarily violent and british masturbation.

“Oi mate, I handied me-self a slam shandy and popped off me bloody nicker! There’s bloody blood everywhere!”

by Walroose September 19, 2021

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

Shandy

Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.

Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?

by 3rdeye.live December 23, 2018

Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.

That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.

by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018

Shandy

I shitty hand job from a lover that is just going through the motions with little real effort toward pleasing their mate!

I bought her so many drinks, she was so drunk that she gave me a Shandy!

by Love in Sitka May 9, 2015

Shandi

Shandi is basically a pirate.

Just shout "Shandiiiiiiiiiiii" to your friend

by Kim Slejdet September 11, 2019