A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.
How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!
by The Lake January 28, 2014
(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.
Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.
Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.
Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.
Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.
by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 26, 2015
by The Black Plague October 27, 2017
Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
by Mstr. Bates December 21, 2010
The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday
Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”
by RevoBeast December 05, 2019
Derogatory term for women. Refers to the supposed usefulness (or lack thereof) of a human female regarding her sexual function or purpose of existence, dependant on the aforementioned situation.
Variants of the terms 'cum sleeve' and 'cum dumpster'.
Started being used on various internet message boards in early internet era, circa late 1990's.
Variants of the terms 'cum sleeve' and 'cum dumpster'.
Started being used on various internet message boards in early internet era, circa late 1990's.
by Rosebeer September 25, 2020