semen sleeper

One who sleeps in sheets that recently have had semen on them

"I havent washed my sheets in a week."

"Kampbell your a semen sleeper"

by hookem1961 June 18, 2014

morgan semen

Verb: When a person ejaculates onto a picture of Morgan Freeman.

Hey man, look at this Morgan semen

by BubbyRoons January 16, 2015

cum gaggling semen demon

A person who should burn in hell for having the obsession of eating peoples semen.

Dude, I was at this party the other day and i was totally shit faced and then i saw your ex... she's such a cum gaggling semen demon

by whenpigsfly03 October 19, 2010

Semen

Man goo released from the penis to create babies

Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!

by SlopNChop November 1, 2017

Seibel

The definition of badassness. One who acomplishes great feats of awesomeness. A complete and utter pimp who gets whatever he wants.

John- dude did you see that guy kill that tiger with his bare hands and then bang that hot chick
Bob- yeah that dude's such a seibel

by Badass69 January 16, 2009

Semen Therapy

When a guy fucks a woman without wearing a rubber (barebacking) so that when he unloads his semen (cum) into her pussy, she will become happy or happier; semen can also be unloaded down her throat to produce the happiness feeling

* Scientifically studied *

Lisa: (in a sad tone) I need your happy juice!

MOCO: Semen Therapy on the way!

Lisa: (after MOCO's explosion; in a happy tone) Thanks, I sure needed that!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Deadly Semen Buildup

A condition of seminal fluid buildup that can lead to impaired judgment, erratic behavior, and an overall malaise that can effect men who have not experienced sexual intercourse over a protracted time frame. While masturbation can alleviate some of the symptoms associated with DSB it serves only as a treatment, not a cure. DSB can only be relieved by interaction with a sexual partner.

Rupert: Man I have so much DSB that I can't concentrate at work.

Charles: DSB? What is that?

Rupert: Deadly Semen Buildup. If I don't have sex soon with something I don't know if I will make it much longer.

by JrWorthy October 23, 2009