twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

Lil Seizure

A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground

Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"

by Unknown Nikka February 25, 2020

Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

Epiwreckedit seizure

During doggystyle mid stroke simultaneously yell her sisters name while you shove it into her ass and strobe light her eyes ... Thus resulting in extreme anger along with a seizure causing a massive sphincter cramp resulting in an otherworldly orgasm but also causing irreparable damage to your cock

Man I was banging Rosa the other night when I tried the strobe light trick but it backfired and she had an epiwreckedit seizure and fractured my dong..

by domkeychoker November 25, 2023

orgasmic seizure

A condition where epileptics orgasm while having a seizure. It is incredibly difficult to help people suffering from this, as they are also usually intensely attracted to lampposts while influenced. #saveourlamposts was a campaign started by Gigi Hadid, who got 47 different countries to recognize lampposts as sentient beings. At the moment, around 10000 people worldwide identify as a lamppost. People with this condition usually also have massive tits.

person a: eyo wtf is brad doing?
person b: hes having an orgasmic seizure
person a: tf is that?
person b: idfk

by johnwastaken22 November 26, 2020

seizure

A seizure is a sudden, uncontrolled electrical disturbance in the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaauhbuhuhifweuan jvfetgyuhbejegfyugeiquyfgftyu

me:bufeeubhf
my dog:wtf
me:sorry

I have to use the word seizure

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake April 28, 2020

grandmom seizure

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance

Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure

by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017