Jailhouse C-Section

When a large man in a prison molests someone and causes tearing in the anus

Bubba: Ima give you a jailhouse c-section

Other Guy: No, Please No *places hands over anus*

by LagTV November 3, 2012

Chapter 8, Section 10.07, Ordinance 11

If a domesticated canine barks incessantly for more than 10 minutes, a neighbor may execute said animal without legal repurcussion.

If you hate your neighbor's loud barking dog, Chapter 8, Section 10.07, Ordinance 11 is your favorite law.

by th3samiam September 20, 2008

Comment Section

Where all the lame followers and people scared to hold down their shit and tell the world FUCK YOU. YOU CANT CONTROL ME. Hang oout

Wanna know your value, look in the comment section.

by Elcucuy88 August 6, 2019

Jailhouse C-section

There's a Bubba in jail nailing ya and got nothing you can do about it, just huge black dick, you know what you can call that? You call it a jailhouse C-section

"I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section"-NovaWar

by Warfrog November 3, 2012

meat section

A female who is afraid of male genitalia.

I went to meat section’s house last night to take a crap. I knew she wasn’t going to suck it so I didn’t bother turning on the shower.

by teabagger April 3, 2003

Names Section on Urban Dictionary

NO!

Jus--
NO, BAD, STAHPIT,
I WILL get the newspaper, just
STOP.
okay?
okay.

No more.
I'm sorry,
But I'm not.
Enough's enough.
Stop.
Names Section on Urban Dictionary

by the_laziest_bone May 2, 2017

Trumpet section

The section of the marching band that hates everyone in that section. We also are the loudest, and talk when we aren't supposed to. We are lazy and make crude jokes. Even the section leader acts like the rest of the trumpets.

That trumpet section can never shut up when we are learning out drill spots

by MarchingBandKid April 25, 2016