Shalangalang

The compulsive need to use sounds instead of words.

Example 1;

Otisha: Hey shalangalang, is that my hat?

Kacey: scootily boop ding dang.

Example 2;

Paul: So, I got Shanias number last night!

Brian: oooopy doopy clippity clop shalangalang!

by Tilidog September 9, 2011

seaman

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

by benojulez May 10, 2009

Ordinary Seaman

Entry level deck department position aboard a Merchant Ship of the United States. After 365 days seatime, an O.S. can test for advancement to Able Bodied Seaman.

The Ordinary Seaman usually chips paint and rust, paints, splices and repairs lines, and assists (somewhat) in cargo operations and especially mooring/unmooring of the vessel.

The Captain of the ship started as an Ordinary Seaman on deck, and worked his way up the hawsepipe.

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

shalanie

to like some one as a close friend

I shalanie you because you are so cute.

by Stephanie Marie Alayna Michelle January 13, 2004

angry seaman

whilst out to sea, the captain orders the crew to perform bukkake on the prettiest man on board and then make him swab the deck with the crews seman and is not at all happy about it

The captain grew bored on the long trip so he instructed his crew to give the young lad an angry seaman to liven up the trip

by Blacky E September 10, 2008

Seaman's Meat Cannon

5 men slowing inserting there penises into a female's mouth. Before they cum they each pull out and shoot there cum in the woman's mouth and yell "Fire in the hole", each shoot there load into the girls mouth.

Dude last night this girl was so fucked up these guys gave her the old fashion "Seaman's Meat Cannon". She later died that night of breathing problems because of all that cum stuck in her throat.

by SkullKand3y June 28, 2009

sealen

is used for describing an uncomfortable sexual position

"this is so bad, this is sealen"

by Tom Groat November 5, 2008