When your sending a text, tweet, or just typing and autocorrect changes it to make it sound dirty or plain retarded.
You: (typing on XVIDZ) "hot blond milf with nice ass vidz"
Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"
You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"
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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."
After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."
You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"
Once you press enter: "Your search for 'hot Blonde mild with nice add vida' did not find any results. Try some other popular vidz: (gay porn)"
You: "Ugh! Scumbag Spellcheck! WTF!"
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You: (texting a girl) "Hey bae gota get dos tities an dat ass..."
After sending you see it says: "Hey bale goat get does tiptoes and date add..."
You: "FUCK! SCUMBAG SPELLCHECK WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TANGIBLE FUCK!?!?! FOR FUCKSSAKE! GODDAMMIT!!!"
by arthurlovesplastic February 17, 2014
by RichardPorter May 24, 2006
A person wjo acts like a vagina full of shit and and cum. He/she is never upfront or real. They are the the biggest fakes. Will tell you what you want to hear and then use and take advantage of you. Always think they are doing the right thing but are always wrong.
by annonnymouss January 13, 2014
All I wanted was the millennial scumbag to get off of his ass today and do anything useful but noooo.
by Billybones1968 August 27, 2016
1)a guy who thinks he can get away with dating both you AND your friend.
and/or
2) a guy who thinks he can lie his way out of trouble.
and/or
2) a guy who thinks he can lie his way out of trouble.
by Lesbotron5000 April 22, 2010
mark:"did you see that, I hit that guy with my dodgeball and he won't get out of the game"
todd:" yea, he's a real scumbag steve"
todd:" yea, he's a real scumbag steve"
by t-rizzle22 January 07, 2012
The oval office will never be sanitary again because of the scumbag whores in office in the past years.
by Em J 37 April 27, 2006