Scrotch

(Verb) To scratch one’s crotch area, generally in public.

“Kevin - stop scrotching yourself in front of me”

“Dean - you’ve got excessive scrotch-burn, I’ll need to refer you to a specialist”

by Stadders August 5, 2022

Scronch

An adorable fluffy black and grey cat

Scronch misses his home very much.

by Buttplug5000 October 1, 2022

Scrotchy

warm sweaty crotch smell, also found in sandals and underwear - feeling a bit scrotchy

got back from a walk, need a shower due to the scrotch effect. feeling a but scrotchy on this train journey

by 05mark16 October 27, 2022

Scronch

A kind of squishy crunch, usually a sound that organic life with skeletons make when being crushed.

Person 1: I hated the scronch sound I heard when I accidentally ran over a squirrel.
Person 2: I cringe so much just imagining it.

by AstralightSky February 26, 2023

scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked

Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?

by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023

Scronch

verb
to describe a similar action to "scrunch," but with a slightly different nuance. The substitution of the "u" with an "o" might imply a deeper, more resonant sound or a more forceful action. So, "scronch" could mean to crunch, squeeze, or crumple something in a more forceful or noisy manner compared to "scrunch."

Could imply a prolonged or sustained squeezing action, where the emphasis is on the duration and intensity of the compression, more so than what "scrunch" typically implies.

You better pipe down over there with the unsustainable environmental practices; else I'll use power word: scronch on yous.

by instancer.kirik January 27, 2024

Scrooch

The offspring of The Grinch who Stole Christmas and Ebenezer Scrooge.

You are being such a Scrooch!

by The Scrooch November 22, 2023