Ass Scrabble

When you place a collection of Scrabble(TM) game pieces into your partner's rectal cavity and have them eject the letters from their anus onto a Scrabble(TM) game board. The winner is the first one to spell a coherent word in this manner.

Listen Mary Sunshine, why don't you go play ass scrabble with your boyfriend and stop bothering me every fucking five seconds.

Ass Scrabble by Something Tremendous September 5, 2009

Ham Scramble 

The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.

Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.

Ham Scramble by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

degenerate junkie scramble 

A last minute effort to cover at lest the risk amount of what looks to be a losing bet. When a single or series junkie parlay bets don't look like they're going to pay out, a gambler does degenerate junkie scramble. This involves frantically betting on late night sporting events without conducting any substantial research at all.

degenerate gambler A: why is the account balance so low?
degenerate gambler B: I did a degenerate junkie scramble last night to try and secure some type of profit for us, but all were unsuccessful

degenerate junkie scramble by dmbx7 July 2, 2008

Sea Urchin Scramble 

The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.

Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"

Sea Urchin Scramble by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Scrabble Squabble 

An argument over the legitimacy of a word played in Scrabble. Also used to describe the bickering and accusations that come with challenging the use of an awkward word.

Alternate spelling: Scwabble Sqwabble

After playing the contested word "Swags" for 18 points, a Scrabble Squabble ensued.

Scrabble Squabble by taro sez October 4, 2011

Scrabble Text 

When you send someone a text message "1" letter at a time to form a sentence vertically like scrabble. You turn 1 text message into 20+!! Best opportunity for success is when their sleeping or you know they aren't near their iPhone.

Emotions might include: Feeling special, afraid, anxious, or confused.

EXAMPLE: Dave (waking up hungover):

"Dude…...Frankie just sent me 22 text messages, what did I do last night??" looks at text message Awwww whatta dick, it's just a scrabble text!!

EXAMPLE: Female you meet night before at a bar (on her lunch break from work next day):
"WTH, just meet this guy last night and he's blowing up my phone. This fool is psycho, he just sent me 16 text messages?!?" looks at text message……Damn, I just got scrabble text!

Scrabble Text by Mr. Toma May 2, 2014

Scramble her eggs 

When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.

She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!

Scramble her eggs by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022