Noun - An emotional state one may enter into in which everything seems hilarious regardless of relevance or innate humor. Usually characterized by uncontrollable laughter coupled with tears.
by shochu75 November 16, 2009
Get the Scooter Madnessmug. 1 Step Down: A girl that is either fat and cute or skinny and ugly.
Coming from the idea that razor scooters are fun to "ride", but you wouldn't want your friends to see you with one.
Mostly used when in public so the target won't have a clue what you're talking about.
Short term: razor
Coming from the idea that razor scooters are fun to "ride", but you wouldn't want your friends to see you with one.
Mostly used when in public so the target won't have a clue what you're talking about.
Short term: razor
by robinall March 24, 2007
Get the razor scootermug. Run by Mods for Mods, if you like riding round on Vespa's or Lambretta's with lots of mirrors and spotlights looking Gay then this is the place for you. On the other hand if you despise these types and prefer instead to ride scooters without alluding to the past then SBW is the place for you.
I used to be a member of scooter-forums but my arse got too sore and I discovered sex with women. So I have now joined SBW because its not gay.
by Eight legged freak April 27, 2006
Get the scooter-forumsmug. A cheap knock off of the moonpie. It is available mainly in the northern United States. In Canada and the UK it is called a Wagon Wheel. The Scooter Pie consists of two graham crackerish cookies, a marshmallow filling, and a waxy chocolate coating.
by SpookyT April 26, 2006
Get the Scooter Piemug. by UMARZ May 27, 2010
Get the Anal Scooteringmug. someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!
the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?
im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!
im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!
by mr ess February 21, 2009
Get the scooter hitchermug. Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.
My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.
I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Scooter Juicemug.