Schwunk schwunk

Put a fecking ticket in the ticket machine

I lost my metro ticket, then finally found it and schwunk schwunked in the ticket machine

by Caludrup January 18, 2023

Schmonkey

The act of hitting a bomb in baseball.

Lets go, SCHMONKEY!!!

by extremewhitemale May 8, 2023

Schwank dick

A hereditary dick, of approximately eight inches (great girth), that has a legend history of smashing New Orleans bottoms

Left my heart and ass in New Orleans after getting that Schwank dick

by Beachbro2 July 29, 2023

Schlonking

When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck

BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!

Really bro?

by The InTIMMAYdator December 20, 2023

schwongus

a person who watches @taqqle on youtube or listen to his music (etaqqle)

1 "what are you watching"

2 "a guy named taqqle on the internet animating sprites for his game"

1 "so youre a schwongus"

2 "yeah, haha, get SCHWONGUSED!"

then he gets stabbed because all the people that watch him are sociopaths with no moral compass. :)

by idonthaveapenis December 1, 2023

Schwork

Schwork (pronounced squirk) is paid work that one does at the schooll where they are currently attending/enrolled in classes

Example
1). An assistantship position

Jolene! It's time for schwork (squirk)!

by PatrickJones69 July 25, 2024

Schmonkey

Someone who wears glasses, has curly hair, and their first initial is J

You know I’m certain Josh is a Schmonkey.

by Bunsbiy March 1, 2024