Scandinavian sauce

It's when you take your lover to a Scandinavian village and prapare them for a viking war. If they win they get to live yet if they lose they will be beaten to a sauce matter by vikings

"Hey dude what did you do last weekend?"

"Ugh nothing, just committed Scandinavian sauce"

by KryAle August 11, 2021

Naked Scandinavian

To have sex, bump uglies

Hey bro, me and the wife did the naked Scandinavian last night

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Scandinavian Scum

That Scandinavian guy/girl that feeds you with filthy lies all the time .

Nivvo / Scandinavian Scum / Slimboslice / Fake Bald Swedish Wannabe Cop

by filipgrk October 23, 2017

Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.

Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.

by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024

Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017

Scandinavian shipyard

is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation

Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.

by Truck you 59 December 7, 2024

Scandinavian Surprise

A Scandinavian Surprise is the act of defecating into a condom, Storing said condom into the freezer until frozen solid then used for penetration for the anus or vagina for sexual pleasure.

A Scandinavian Surprise is more on the fetish side of sexual escapades.

The Husband gave his wife a Scandinavian Surprise when heading to bed for an interesting sexual experience.

by Sirius666 October 15, 2018