Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.

"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"

by lara lynn July 24, 2020

Quantum Dick Smashing

The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.

Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!

by ablasteddburrito March 29, 2013

smashing

a great word, meaning erm, well, great.

it is imperative we all start using it again, and become characters from an enid blyton book.

mary- oh gee whizz, that was smashing! a simply tip top day

by innit March 4, 2007

Smashing Pumpkins

What i feel like doing when people have to add that they hate rap (for false reasons) when talking about a rock band. Rap isnt only about shooting and pimping. Stop watching MTV and then get a better idea of what rap is.

"I hate rap. Its only about guns and prostitutes. The Pumpkins are awesome."
"Yes they are, but youre still a dickhead."

by me January 24, 2005

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

smashing the like button

A woman performing clitoral masturbation or known as “smashing the like button”

Lil sister Susie is in her bedroom smashing the like button to Johnny Sins

by Muff Goodman October 31, 2020

Cock Smashing

When someone you know smashes your dick/penis with the bottom of their shoe.

Shyanne loves cock smashing me.

by dixluvr January 8, 2015