beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation

There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes

by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018

Sami-smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "sami-smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.

"Is that guy drunk? No, mate he is sami-smashed!"

by sirferris January 26, 2021

Get Smashed

Have sexual intercouse.

Yo, I heard that he was about to get smashed but his girl got taken!

by SusMiddleSchoolUser June 13, 2023

Creamy stuff for smashed tatoes

Whatever makes a snowball is what make the smashed tatoes tastey and creamy.

How did you make these smashed tatoes so creamy?
The stuff from a snowball makes the creamy stuff for smashed tatoes. I like snowball. I like smashed tatoes. They are yummy.

by Dark Elf Queen December 10, 2008

smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

by Blake November 11, 2002

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid June 4, 2018

hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007