Sandusky Soft-Serve

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.
Jimmy hated Miss.Bojingles, so he decided to leave her with a Sandusky Soft-Serve as a parting gift.
by Willsyss October 13, 2006
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Sandusky Taint Grab

A tradition traced back to the Huron Indians, the Sandusky Taint Grab is the act of grabbing and pinching a partner’s taint to extract vital information. Also known as the St. Clairsville Choad Clamp.
Sarah had to use the dreaded Sandusky Taint Grab on her husband to find out if he was cheating, and oddly enough, he liked it.
by Tequilarawks April 23, 2006
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The type of acts that and older gay man (usually married) uses to lure young boys into gay sexual experiences with them. These acts usually involve some sort of over nite experience or "sleepover" where the deplorable gay acts occur, including rape.
My brother said his scout master said they were having a Sandusky overnite trip next week, should I be worried?

If I stay in Sandusky, Ohio overnite does that mean I had a Sandusky Overnite Experience?

My therapist said the reason I am not sleeping at nite is b/c I must have a had a repressed Sandusky over nite experience when I was younger
by Snach_Crusher November 8, 2011
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Sandusky Skin Slap

When you come out on the wrong end of a deal or situation. A situation that is definitely not in your favor. Kind of like having an old man molest you in the shower.
Man I just got a letter from the IRS. Dude! they totally hit me with the Sandusky Skin Slap!! cornholed
by Wavyone January 24, 2012
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Originating from the phrase "That's what she said", replacing 'she' with 'Sandusky' adds to the grotesque nature of the gutter directed conversation.
"Yea that's a good one, but I was hoping he would be a bit younger." Said Peter about the pickup he was looking at. "That's what Sandusky said haha" Replied Steve.. not realizing it was way too soon for Sandusky jokes.
by johnnyblaze881 November 18, 2011
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Sandusky-Skeet-Skeet

Verb - Describes the action of someone who has a sexual desire, or attraction, for young boys
You're such a pervert! You were totally Sandusky-skeet-skeetin' towards that kid!

skeet skeet
by C_AY November 23, 2011
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Sandusky Brick Shithouse

A perverse sexual act. It combines elements of the Cleveland Steamer and the Blumpkin. The man straddles the woman who's giving him head, and in the process defecates on her chest.
Bill just called, he picked up this girl at the bar and went back to her place and did the Sandusky Brick Shithouse.
by gally82 October 7, 2009
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