Sal Chavez

Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.

Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero?
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal

Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me

by Tangerine the caleb crusher December 5, 2019

Sal

a brief (or extended) period of extreme thoughtlessness, apathetic, bitchy, narcissistic, or cunt-like behavior

person 1: damn dude, that was a pretty awful thing to do/say
person 2: i’m sorry, man. i guess i just did a Sal

by frankbee April 21, 2019

Sal Derose

He is a charming man with a 12 meter penis way bigger than cashes and he bends most moms over and does his work like a pro.

Sal Derose is nice and big

by East penn is god May 6, 2019

Sal Sandwich

A sexual position involving 2 men named Sal with a woman in the middle.

Did you hear about the Sal sandwich we had with Emily?

by Sweati Corp. May 18, 2019

Sal

A scardy cat that hates cats

His phone couldnt ring making him Sal

by FabreMyMoose May 18, 2019

SAL

Suck At Life.
Someone that forgets to do a simple task.

My friend forgot to bring his backpack to school. He's a big SAL.

by Josedolf Staller August 28, 2019

Sal

A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.

"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"

by ihaveapetrooster September 4, 2019