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thats the way the salamander sambas

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles
Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam
by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021
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The laughing salesman

An anime from 1989 thats really underrated. Its about this salesman that goes around helping people with their issues but gives them one promise that they have to keep (which they never do). So, when the promise is broken the salesman makes everything backfire and practically ruins their life.
Im suprised that the laughing salesman doesnt have an urban dictionary definition yet.
by Phantasmagoria333 March 21, 2022
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The sneaky salamander

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can
Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.
by Bigisland April 3, 2023
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salaman

Sexeist man alive!
salaman likes guys
by carson_likes_men March 15, 2022
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Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.
john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009
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car salesman

A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
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Salman Masood

A very brown male kid that is usually a thug. He tends to walk with a limp, run the foosball table, and wear plus sized g-unit sweatshirts.
I just saw Salman Masood beat the crap out of that kid, what a thug.
by JHF318 March 18, 2010
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