by JuanDavid9904 August 28, 2025

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.
by Rafitimba June 11, 2024

Salem is our god. We pray to the lord Salem. He is a nigger. The most Niggerest of the niggers. He is a famous basketball player. Everyone shouts Salem When he shoots. He is a nigger.
SALEM!!!
by fusa66669 November 30, 2020

by anonymous source 😈 September 24, 2025

a boy who makes a girl feel like she could be herself. one who dreams of Italy and sells balloons alongside his lover at their bakery. the boy who applies to the school she loves so their meeting could be a distant dream. the boy who doesn't even realize that she wants him as much as he wants her.
by josie809238 January 9, 2022

A weird fucking bozo whole likes to default dance watching among us rule 34 and drinking tit milk. Also has a fear of balloons.
by islammedmypenisinthecardoor October 31, 2021

Salem's the type of guy to put a ruler on his pillow to measure how long he sleep. Nonetheless, he is the charm of every room hes in. Every girl falls for him. Literally. Also he loves to SMD.
Ah hello Salem
by Flloyd_Jondt December 6, 2021
