Rowing The Boat

Having Intercourse with an obese individual and, slapping their belly back and forth to recreate the motion of the ocean

Girl, I was pegging this big boy and we were totally rowing the boat!

by Uni-Xyz January 1, 2020

rowingforgrowing

when ur name is Wolf and you can row better than someone named James or Philo. But they are way bigger... the solution is to row extra fucking hard so u grow twice as fast.

Philo: "how do you row AND grow faster then me?"

Wolf: "I use the famous tactic: Rowingforgrowing so i grow extra fast"
Philo: "dude u are so smart omg"

by niwwa July 5, 2020

Rowling

Verb. To claim that one is not bigoted while repeatedly making bigoted remarks.

That woman claims not to be transphobic but she keeps rowling out hateful remarks with every tweet.

by Volcanic September 15, 2020

Rowing

The sport that everyone considers easy, boring and well not a sport. Here’s the thing football players may say their sports hard swimmers may say there’s is painful. They have obviously never seen a rower before. Or tried rowing. Rowing is the sport that makes you consider cliff diving or bungee jumping. There are no off days in rowing and if there are or it seems like there are you’re in the wrong place. When you get home from practice there is no lemme go on a quick run and do a quick abb workout. There’s owwww ummm smash onto the bed and fast asleep oh wait you can’t sleep because you ache so much wait you fell asleep you wake up u r skipping school because you can’t walk. The next person I hear say rowing isn’t a sport well why don’t you try it then.

“Rowing is easy”

by Umm… well November 23, 2021

Rowing Sexual

People who are sexually attracted to rowing and are addicted to sticking bowl balls in their asses.

Damn I love fucking rowing. I must be Rowing Sexual.

by anonymous December 3, 2021

rowling over

acting consciously biased toward people who have never harmed you in your whole life or even paid much attention to you before you started picking unnecessary fights with them

"winter did mould your
aspect, a hateful old witch
you are rowling over, then"

by fgyhyufjecvhrbytjfedmcnvgrhbte January 4, 2022

Rowling

A set of 'coincidences' that are too many to truly be coincidental. Usually revolving around one person.

Sappho "Hey did you hear that Author was named after the guy who created Conversion Therapy? I also noticed they don't promote their Gay characters anymore"
Brick "Yeah, they helped out a Homophobic Right-Wing Christian recently too. It kinda tracks; they set up their charity with a big homophobe"
Helga "Oh but it gets better, after that they tried to defend themselves by saying multiple gay people supported her by speaking over gay voices."
Sappho "Such a Rowling, am I right?"

by AberGirl March 13, 2022