roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

Roaring Helicopter

When you are having sex with a girl and you spin her on your dick and throw her off the bed.

I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the Roaring Helicopter. We did it and she ended up bruising her back.

by Jimmie Rustle February 16, 2013

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016

roaring rocket

A dick that has become large, red, and swollen after a night of sex

Gage had a roaring rocket after we had sex

by I_ am_ a_dick July 16, 2016

roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken June 26, 2016

Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017