get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

Retarded Ava

A retard who only sucks her own jiblets. She exactly has 23 of them and they are all dried out. She waters them everyday but they won’t hydrate themselves. She will only eat rotten camel nuts to fulfill her dreams about having more nuts.

Jim: Ahh there is a retarded Ava, run because she will try to take your balls!!

Bob: It’s fine she already took mine, and it was painful!!

by Yert Skrt October 13, 2019

retardede

A person who cant spell retarded.

Person one texting: Your so retardede
Person two texting: Retarded*

by This Is Interesting October 6, 2020

Obsessive Retarded

A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.

This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.

WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.

by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010

Magically Retarded

What my computer does daily whenever it freezes or doesn't work right. I.T. tells me to reboot, their answer to everything!

Every time I try to plot my drawing, it freezes up, it's magically retarded!

by Rhgrafix September 2, 2013

Comidicly-Retarded

To be comidicly-retarded is to be completely unaware of the joke at hand. As the great General Sam once said "some of you are comidicly-retarded. Pronunciation is rather simple: com-ee-dic-ly re-tar-ded.

This fucking asshole here. Doesn't even get the joke and he sits there bobbin' his stupid head along. He's comidicly-retarded.

by iamthedizzione May 5, 2019

retarded tinglies

The feeling one gets when embarassed for someone else. Often accompanied by a physical sensation.

This totally lame dude at the next restaurant booth was talking so loudly about how well he expected his date to go. I was getting the retarded tinglies.

by Ben Timberlake January 30, 2006