Ritz

A collective term for all sensitive areas of the body; mainly genitalia I.E. testicles, nipples etc.

God I fucking hate Josh Engleman. I wanna run into him in a dark alley so I can kick his ritz in!

by A Legitimate Dictionary January 12, 2009

ritz

Oooooh look at me my username is NotoriousSlacker and I'm too stupid and uneducated to spell right.

- hey y'all look @ me im stupid
- ya we know your stupid

-oh oh im defining some word and im doing one hell of a poor job doing that
-ya we know thats why we call u stupid

by mynamealright January 9, 2005

ritz

something you'd say when a situation occurs that leaves you speechless.

SCENARIO 1
1. "hey dude, that girl is choosing on you"
2. "who, I don't see anyone"
1. "dude the chick on the left"

(points to obese girl)

2. "ritzzzzzz"

SCENARIO 2

(at party)

1. "DUDE!!! the keg is tapped!!!"
2. "......ritzzzzzz"

by Albatroz Benetiz November 20, 2010

rikki reetz

The biggest form of evil in the entire world- Satan

Rikki is Satan

by Dude Where's My Car April 22, 2003

Putting on the Ritz

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.

Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.

by Kory Cinder June 30, 2009

ritz

a term for someone who sucks at lax

In my game today i totally de-twiged this ritz and his stick went flying in the air.

by Con Bro Chill 25 June 11, 2011

Putting on the ritz

To put on a lot of weight. Interchangeable with "packing on pounds."

Damn, Tina is really putting on the ritz. Is bitch pregnant? Shoooo.

by hawtie007 November 30, 2010