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Railroad

"man I want to work for the Railroad."
by Canadianbasterd November 4, 2021
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Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023
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Railroading

When a certain someone makes it so the session only has one outcome, NO creativity, NO freedom only the cookie cutter corporate slop that a CERTAIN SOMEONE makes me put up with...
Dontae loves railroading Akigawa because he hates fun and kittens and puppies and happiness
by CiaphusCainStan March 2, 2025
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Underground Railroad

The sexual act of going down on a girl and vaping into her vagina
My boyfriend cannot stop vaping! Last night he vaped in my pussy and called it and Underground Railroad. It kinda tickled though.
by Chu Chu Twain March 28, 2016
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Underground Railroad

The act of two males having intercourse with a single female a.k.a. "running a train" while under the bedsheets. An underground railroad is exclusively when this act is done by African Americans.
"Yo, I heard you and your bro ran an Underground Railroad on Shanockquolisha last night!!"

"Hell yeah! That sh*t was insane!!"
by TheOneAndOnlyHalfnHalf October 2, 2011
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Pennsylvania railroad

The Pennsylvania Railroad (PRR) aka the “Pennsy” was A titan of American railroading history. It was once the largest and most influential railroad in the United States. Renowned for its engineering prowess and iconic locomotives, such as the sleek Art-Deco GG1 electric locomotives and the mighty K4 steam locomotives, the PRR was a symbol of industrial power and innovation. However, the railroad’s dominance faltered in 1968 when it merged with its longtime rival, the New York Central, to form the Penn Central Transportation Company (Penn Central). Despite their combined size, the merger was a logistical and financial catastrophe, as the two networks were poorly integrated and fraught with inefficiencies. Within two years, Penn Central filed for
bankruptcy, marking one of the largest corporate failures in U.S. history.

In 1976, the railroad’s remaining assets, along with those of other struggling northeastern railroads, were handed over to the newly established Consolidated Rail Corporation (Conrail). Conrail operated successfully until its eventual division in 1999 between Norfolk Southern and CSX Transportation, with Norfolk Southern inheriting much of the former PRR system. Amtrak acquire control of PRR’s electrified Main Line east of Harrisburg, preserving a critical piece of its legacy.
Amelia: “Man, the Pennsylvania Railroad was a beast back in the day. They had the GG1, the K4s, and some of the best infrastructure in the country.”

Malik: “Yeah, but then they merged with New York Central and it all went downhill. Penn Central was a trainwreck—literally.”

Amelia: “True, but you gotta respect the PRR for building the backbone of modern railroading. Their legacy still lives on with Amtrak, CSX, Some Commuter trains and Norfolk Southern.”
by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025
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Rhode Island Railroad

When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.

For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"

Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"

Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"

Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."
by Ovata October 5, 2020
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