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quick-fix

what a person craves when they abuse a product and cannot continue unless they do a little more.
eve had become a junkie, and her rig was empty. she whored herself out for $20 so she could buy that quick-fix.
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
mugGet the quick-fixmug.

quick shit

Having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the shitter walk out the door - smelling like shit.

Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.

Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.
Dawg 1 : Yo dawg, I can't wait. I need to take a "quick shit" right here, right now. Fitness made my bowels work overtime.

Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.

Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).

* 3:30:08 minutes later *

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.

Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.

Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!
by Peter_Lopr April 8, 2011
mugGet the quick shitmug.

keep it quick

IN OTHER WORDS:
get straight to the point; make it quick.
You know I keep it quick.
-CHRIS, "The Wire"
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 7, 2006
mugGet the keep it quickmug.

Quick Ricky

An above average handjob. But like any handjob it was sad deeply sad. Not to be confused with a Sticky Micky or Slicky Dickey.
"I was chilling with Christie and she gave me a Quick Ricky"- Jack
"Hot damn brother sounds like a good swell time, nothing beats a Quick Ricky I'm I right"- Edward
"Oh ya baby" - Jack
by JC the master of Scorch July 30, 2016
mugGet the Quick Rickymug.

quick jerry

When a homeless man gives someone a hand job next to a dumpster
Careful when you take out the trash, I saw Arron giving Oscar a quick jerry in the alley.
by Quick Jerry January 5, 2014
mugGet the quick jerrymug.

quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.
by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009
mugGet the quick beatmug.

quick-fil-a

Gotta get a quick-fil-a and then some nugs
by lolbutts69 April 15, 2021
mugGet the quick-fil-amug.

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