Poomonia

Pneumonia contracted by inhaling raw sewage usually over an extended time frame.

Jerry got poomonia from the stagnant sewage standing outside his apartment in Oklahoma city.

by Shit cough April 27, 2011

ploompa

The offspring of an oompa loompa

a ploompa scratched my nose last week

by ticklemejojothetwinkie August 20, 2011

Poomid

The shape of a perfectly formed pile of shit. The pyramid shape is the ultimate poo triangle. Often times left by show dogs, egyptians, and women.

May also be a pyramid of poo in a text message made by emoticons to represent the awesomeness of a poo an individual just saw, or took themselves without sending an actual picture of feces.

The dog is fabulous, it only makes poomids.

Jeff sent a poomid via text to Adrianne to represent how awesome of a poo his dog just took.

by JJ the jet plane December 7, 2012

Poomonia

Pneumonia contracted when fecal matter is aspirated as a result of fecal vomiting, or poo particles are inhaled because you didn't put the lid down to flush.

She didn't put the lid down to flush and now she has poomonia.

by alexmack August 4, 2013

poomlet

The act of placing beaten eggs into a turkey baster and inserting it into a woman's ass. She then "hovers" over a hotplate and squeezed the mixture of poo and eggs in to the plate. The mixture is then cooked and served to all .

Man did you see that chick cooking up a poomlet yesterday? It tasted gross!

by Keoknows November 21, 2013

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

poomentum

The feeling of having to poop due to the force of your poop trying to exit your bowels.

Damnit!! I held in my dump too long and now I lost all my poomentum.

by Dambay June 23, 2018