Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans

Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”

by Clark408 September 29, 2020

Puerto Rican Cooler

A cooler made out of a card board box with a trash bag in it.

how are we going to keep the beer cold?" "Lets make a Puerto Rican cooler!

by Angry Cosack February 23, 2011

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.

Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.

by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011

puerto rican pouch

(adj.) A layer of fat, typically found on Puerto Rican woman, in their lower abdomen. This phenomenon is found in obese women, and resembles a pouch of fat.

You should go to the gym, and try to loose that Puerto Rican Pouch.

by Humbeezus June 30, 2014

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.

"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

by tinmoth June 27, 2015

Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.

Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.

by ican' March 1, 2020