nature's pubes

sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair

dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"

by scroaty g November 2, 2012

Pube Chin

The small patchy drizzle of hair located at the bottom region of a young male's chin. Usually after a week of neglect.

Yo dude, I see you rocking that pube chin.

by TheIndependentVariable December 11, 2016

Pube bandit

When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.

Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again

by Pelopallu August 30, 2016

ghost pubes

The slight itching sensation in the back of your throat that occurs long after you've had oral sex with someone, particularly after performing oral sex on a woman - you've washed all the pubic hairs out of your mouth, and you're sure they're all gone, but you still swear you can feel a pubic hair somewhere in your throat.

"Dude, I totally brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash after I went down on Susie this morning, but I swear there's still one or two ghost pubes back there."

by Le Staboteur December 6, 2011

Pube Cake

When your in school and you get a piece of cake that has lunch lady pubes on it.The word originated when a certain student had a huge pube on his cake at school one day.

Wait ryan don't eat that! It's a pube cake!

by bill simpson December 28, 2005

pube stache

Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.

Wow, that kid has such a pube stache.

by <|-|51s December 17, 2008

pube twirler

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.

Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."

by Irbster2 February 7, 2008