proxy penis

Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

"Wash your hands for gods sake, I'm not touching any proxy penis"

by Zarvensha November 10, 2008

geritol prozac queen

A woman, usually older (hence the "geritol"), who is not happy unless she is complaining about something or someone.

I am so sick of that geritol prozac queen's constant complaining. Someone knock her out!

by gollum June 1, 2006

Profy

Short for profile picture. A picture used as the primary representation of a person on his/her social website. Usually a head shot.

He unwisely used the picture of him holding a bottle of Jack as his profy for the AA website.

You need to change your facebook profy. The chick in that picture is skinny.

by Chrysknife September 23, 2010

Proxyrage

Becoming outraged on behalf of a total stranger about an issue that doesn't affect you.

Oh great Dallas is going proxyrage about the jontron incident again.

by XxxAsslustPickles69900xxX April 15, 2017

Boxmunchin' by Proxy

(n) The watching of a cunnilingus scene in an adult film.

origin- a play on words of Munchausen by Proxy

friend 1: Hey man, did you score last night?

friend 2: Not even close. I ended going back to my place solo for a little Boxmunchin' by Proxy.

by Si-Tu July 9, 2010

Prozor

Meaning professional, or pro for short. Often used to describe a highly skilled gamer or an event that was exceptionally well performed.

I wish I could emit visible l33t rays.... that way everyone would know I am prozor.

Those seventy eight headshots in a row were pretty prozor, don't you think?

by Ivory Dragon May 7, 2005

proxy bitch

If someone is the bitch of someone's bitch, they are a proxy bitch.

Richard was Dan's bitch. Dan was Kelly's bitch. That made Richard, Kelly's "Proxy Bitch".

by [proxybitch] November 3, 2013