hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

reprisal procedure

Noun.

A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.

"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"

"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."

by David Wright Orange Park April 23, 2008

Peanut Butter Procedure

A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"

After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.

Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"

Broski: "Really? So its Over?"

Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."

by Hammer Krew April 26, 2009

tingle-probe

Any of the five terminating members of the hand. A digit of the forelimb. Finger.

As victory became certain, the evil genius gleefully wiggled his tingle-probes.

by Conwhore the Terrible September 26, 2007

Profellate

Oral stimulation or gratification performed on a penis by a professional hooker-whore. A skill commonly attributed to those that can perform fellatio at the highest levels; who dabble in chrome and golf balls. The ultimate level is to 'proball' whereby two professional hooker-whores profellate on a single penis to completion, then sharing the ejaculate between each, mouth-to-mouth.

Damn that Heather can profellate a cock like no other.

by Roger Houston April 20, 2010

process wonk

A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.

Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.

by pengells June 19, 2016

Procest

An individual who is very good at banging their sibling and/or cousin.

"Mama says that Uncle Jim-Bo is the procest of the family," Lil Sally said.

by tr33fiddy December 31, 2016