portapotaphobic

when you'd rather hold the urge to use the restroom rather then use a porta potty because of the smell, thee utter dread of the unknown walking into a porta potty, the germs, the wait, the lack of toilet paper, or the standing liquid mess around the porta potty ( be it mud, water from the cleaning crew, vomit, or urine and ??? leaking out on to the ground. eeek! )

i really have to go but i'm so dang portapotaphobic i'm not even risking it. i'd rather just hold it or run home.

by sweetresidue May 18, 2014

plotatious

Being full of tricks up your sleeve ,scheming and sneaky

Rusty was hiding around the corner being plotatious and waiting for Brett to drive by so he could freeze him!

by Camphouse October 15, 2020

portable hole

A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.

As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.

by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021

Portalism

The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.

Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.

by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

handheld portal device

The Aperture science handheld portal device(ASHPD)is a device found in the puzzle game created by Valve , portal and portal 2.It's used to create two portals, when you enter one,you come out of the other one.This device is used to solve diffrent, easy and difficult puzzles.

Ummm....Just go and play portal 2 to see the handheld portal device.(it's amazing)

by DrTrex February 1, 2014

Vag portal

term used to describe a nether portal in between a Minecraft cliff that is shaped like a vagina

hey, we should build our vag portal in between that cliff

by killerclownplayz February 19, 2021

portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket

"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"

by 4 Points October 23, 2009