"He claims to be a professional gamer, but really he's a 30 year old fat slob who lives in his mom's basement."
by mastertoast December 23, 2008

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007

One who feigns helplessness to garner support, sympathy or attention, usually the "I'm so helpless" female trope,
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."
1: How's your relationship with Meg going?
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.
by Conscious Thinker February 26, 2023

by BK_EmpireState September 23, 2013

Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.
Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Joe: How did the report turn out?
Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
by Murkalurk84 March 28, 2016

v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line
Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.
by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.
by notquitsure December 28, 2015
