To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.
Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
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Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!
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(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)
A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).
(the pro-cras-tin-a-tor)
A post-coital activity where a male finds himself relunctant to exit the spent orifice due to the excessive cum-fort , the male often holds on to this moment by distracting the female with a decoy.
To successfully perform the procrastinator, one might need to be equipped with a vivid imagination (e.g. 'Babe! I can't move because the fairy godmother told me not to'), a certain sense of cynicism (e.g. Babe! I can't move coz the condom is about to break) or physical characteristics (the obese are at an advantage here, as the women will not be able to push them off).
Example of The Procrastinator 1:
Female: ehhh... i think were done...
Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)
Example The Procrastinator 2:
Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)
Male: I...
(30 second wait)
Male:Know...
(30 second wait)
Male:Your...
(30 second wait)
Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)
Male:Look...
(30 second wait)
Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)
Example The Procrastinator 3:
Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!
Female: ehhh... i think were done...
Male: I love you! (if said for the first time, this allows for maximal residence time in the spent orifice, with the added bonus of hugs and kisses)
Example The Procrastinator 2:
Female: Babe that was great!
(30 second wait)
Male: I...
(30 second wait)
Male:Know...
(30 second wait)
Male:Your...
(30 second wait)
Male: Eyes...
(30 second wait)
Male:Look...
(30 second wait)
Male:Beautiful
(30 second wait)
Example The Procrastinator 3:
Female:....
Female:....
Female:....
Male: Those roofies work wonders!
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