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Snoobel prize

When a person is baked as fuck but says something extremely intelligent, so they get honoured with the Snoobel prize referring to Snoob D-O-MOTHERFRUCKING-DOUBLE-G, iconic rapper of our times. Obviously, it's the biggest accomplishment to gain as a stoner.
*insert a groundbreaking descovery while high*
Holy shit bro! That's amazing! Hereby I award you with the Snoobel prize.
by stonepac April 10, 2022
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Nobel Pieces Prize

The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.

To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”

Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 23, 2013
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keep ya eyes on the prize

An African-American expression & directive meaning, stay focused, or to not get diverted from what you want the most. It was popular through most of the 1980's.
"You know what's important. Keep ya eyes on the prize, & get that bread."
by Onionhead01 July 14, 2024
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Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019
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she’s a prize

a woman who is known to get with/hook up with a lot of guys but is a virgin
Kyle: Bro i’m about to hook up with emma you think i’m gonna get laid
Brett: Nah man, she’s a prize
by XxNinjaG0xX June 9, 2024
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Eye on the Prize

When you pop out your glass eye, get on your knees and tell him to plug your eye socket.
His dick was so small, I decided the only thing to do was keep my eye on the prize.
by Dominatrix_FullofTricks December 21, 2021
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Nobel Prize of Disgrace

The Nobel peace prize for the year 1994, following the Oslo Peace Accords
The Nobel Prize of Disgrace was named as such because it's a Disgrace to give the Nobel peace prize to the actual recipients of said prize in 1994.
by Sexydimma October 14, 2025
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