Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Cardinals by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

by RazorSharp September 10, 2013

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman. These symptoms take the form of failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated event, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer December 9, 2008

Premature Eclapulation

when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.

Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.

by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018

Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

by lyonfire December 1, 2019

Premature Ejacketlation

a. When one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter

Bear: Hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
Cub: Sure does. Let's get out in that 40 degree February weather. Paws up!
Bear: Damn Cub, I am freezing my nutsack off right now. BBrrrrrrrrr

Cub: Shit dude, ya I think that's what the experts call "premature ejacketlation". Siiighhhh

by thegoldiefox February 28, 2014

premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.

Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"

by Projectchik July 26, 2017

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021