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Poster Pussy

(Noun) - someone who is in love or infatuated with a main character after watching the movie once.
They continue to show affections for that character, but it is only in the moment of after the movie.
"Oh my gosh, Paul Rudd was so good in Ant-Man, I love him!"
"You're such a poster pussy, you never thought he was cute until that movie."
"So?"
by qjuiq99 August 22, 2015
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Poster cock

A cock that's so sexy every girl deserves to have a poster on her wall of it
Edwins has a daydream kinda dick that needs to be on a poster so All the girls can masterbate to it , Rachel loves to daydream when she looks at her very own poster cock on the wall of Edwin
by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024
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Habitual posters

People who have nothing really to say however; they cannot control when, where and how they post on social media. This list includes liars, repost artists* (see definition) and general posers.

Ex:

1)your on instagram and your people's never like anything but they post a hundred posts that everyone's seen already back to back. (Within a 15min period)

2)these cats never post anything they've actually created. YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM POST ANYTHING ORIGINAL.

*ill explain repost artists on a further date
Yo these habitual posters are annoying beyond belief bro 🤦🏻 ♂️
by Tboogie131 September 12, 2017
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StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster

Tristan is a crazy ex lover who is obsessed with anime and the art of war. Meanwhile the twin flame sits in agony pondering what life could've been. His days grow old yet time grants him immortality.
That StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster likes to watch memes and ignore reality while plotting the demise of the outside realm.
by anonymous April 1, 2024
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Poster

The act of doing something more 🤤than what you think 😉often compared to mailoring. It contains many activities subheadings such as bestiality and bondage. Often happens while the dom is wearing a sexy mask
Did you hear about shanice? she got postered last night by someone while she was mailoring at 100mph 😉 🤤
by 6969kweenuwu April 28, 2021
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Poser Poster

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it
I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.
by Dribee December 7, 2017
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fan poster

When one send yu a pic of they ass or tits and puts your @ on a piece of paper nd sings it.
katie sent a fan poster to ryan and i saw it on snapchat.
by stinkabihh November 19, 2020
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